âyouâre right thereârich people miss a lot of fun, they have to get up because of the servants!â
The train rumbled to a halt in the little wayside station of Elmswell. The carriage door was flung open, and an unusual figure stumbled in. Kenyon drew up his long legs with a barely concealed frown, but he caught the suggestion of a wink from Ann and looked again at the new-comer.
He was very short, very bony, his skinny legs protruded comically from a pair of khaki shorts and ended in a pair of enormous, untanned leather boots. He carried the usual hikerâs pack andstaff, and a small, well-thumbed book which he proceeded at once to read. The close print and limp black leather binding of the book suggested some religious manual. Its owner was of uncertain age, his face pink and hairless, his head completely bald except for a short fringe of ginger curls above his ears.
As the train moved on again Kenyon turned back to Ann. âWhat were we talking about?âgetting up in the morning, wasnât it?â
âYes, and how rottenly the world is organised!â
âI know, itâs absurd to think that half the nicest people in it have to slave away at some beastly job for the best years of their lives when they might be enjoying themselves in so many lovely places.â
âWould you do that if you had lots of money?â
âI mightâ¦.â
âThen I think you would be wrong.â The tawny eyes were very earnest. âIâd love it for a holiday, but everybody ought to work at some job or other, and if the rich people spent less of their time lazing about and gave more thought to the welfare of their countries the world might not be in such a ghastly state.â
âLots of them do work,â he protested, âwhat about the fellows who go into the Diplomaticâsit on Commissionsâenter Parliament, and all that sort of thing?â
âParliament!â Ann gurgled with laughter. âYou donât seriously believe in that antiquated collection of fools and opportunists, do you?â
âWell, as a matter of fact I do. A few wrong âuns may get in here and there, but it is only the United British Party which is holding the country together. If it hadnât been for them we should have gone under in the last crisis.â
âUnited British Claptrap!â she retorted hotly, âthe same old gang under a new nameâthatâs all.â
âWell, youâve got to have leaders of experience, and there are plenty of young men in the party.â
âYes, but the wrong kind of young man. Look at this Marquis of Fane whoâs standing in the by-election for mid-Suffolk.â
âLord Fane?âyes, well, what about him?â
âWell, what can a Dukeâs son know about imports and taxation? Huntinâ and shootinâ and
gels
with an âeâ and
gof
without an âIâ are about the extent of his experience I should think.It is criminal that he should be allowed to stand; Suffolk is so hide-bound that heâll probably get in and keep out a better man.â
Kenyon grinned at the flushed face on the opposite side of the carriage, and noted consciously how a tiny mole on her left cheek acted as a natural beauty spot. It was amusing to hear this pocket Venus getting worked up about anything so dull as politics. She had imbibed it at Girton, he supposed. âYou think this Red chap, Smithers, is a better man than Fane then?â he asked.
âProbablyâat least he is in earnest and has the good of the country at heart.â
âI doubt it. Much more likely he is out for £400 a year as an M.P. Itâs quite a decent income for a chap like that, you know.â
âNonsenseâthatâs just a little childish mud-slinging, and you know it. Anyhow, things will never get any better as long as these hoary old conference-mongers cling to office.â
âYes, I agree with you