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biomod
WildMods—which are capable of multi-functional activity within any human or
alien organism. For example, a WM Grade AC biomod (anti-cancer) can be used to
kill cancer cells in all forms and operate within a system for a specified time
period (usually on contract, and paid for by filling in the monthly direct
debit mandate enclosed with this information pack) and will protect against
further developments of cancer. The WM Grade VP biomod (vanity pack) can be
used to change hair colour, reduce (or increase) fat content, increase or
reduce sizes of body parts (including breasts, although this can be purchased
as an SF upgrade single application ‘tit pack’), improve skin tone, change skin
colour, increase lip size, lengthen finger, nails, etc, etc.
     
    The
biomod robots operate at a molecular level and have two basic states called
binaries. The biomods fall into the category of a create binary, or a destroy binary. To lose weight, destruction biomods are used. The same as those
which kill cancer. Growth packs (for example, for body-builders) use create
binaries to increase muscle mass. But relax! Most biomod tablets and
injections have a balance of binaries to cover for every eventuality.
     
    Biomod
robots operate within the framework of a patient’s DNA, so don’t worry about
your body rejecting things—in the old days an implanted organ could fail due to
a body’s own defence mechanisms. With biomods, the biomods themselves simply
build a new liver, kidney, heart valve, etc adhering to an organic system’s
intrinsic DNA structure. Your body won’t even know the difference! And once
they’re finished? Don’t worry! Unless you have a time contract, the
biomods will be easily and harmlessly flushed from your system with other
natural waste. No fuss, no mess! And they’re 100% bio-degradable, so they won’t
pollute the environment!!!
     
    WHAT SHOULD YOU DO
BEFORE TAKING
    YOUR BIOMOD?
     
    You
must tell your doctor or Biomod Sales Representative before taking your biomod,
if:
     
    •  you
have taken biomods before and suffered any unpleasant side effects
     
    •  you
have taken biomods before and suffered really nasty and/or fatal side
effects
     
    • 
you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, are gestating externally, or have
inhabited another organism in the mode of parasitic invasion
     
    •  you
are breast feeding [excludes GG5 spindlers with rotating mammaries]
     
    • 
biomods have been prescribed to a child or hatched offling younger than 13
years of age
     
    • 
you know you suffer from liver, kidney, heart, mental, or any internal or
external problems not endemic to your race.
     
    HOW SHOULD YOU TAKE
    YOUR BIOMOD?
     
    Swallow
your capsules whole. Do not chew. Take your capsules as directed. You can take
them with water, alcohol and most common A Class and H7 Class drugs. Anal
applicants should follow the anal application pack [form ANA1].
     
    CAN YOUR BIOMOD HAVE
ANY
    SIDE EFFECTS?
     
    Very
extremely occasionally and very extremely rarely, occasional rare side effects
may possibly might be experienced whilst taking biomod upgrades. The side effects
are:—stomach pain and cramps and skin reactions (such as itching,
discolouration, peeling and the emission of curious bad smells), feeling or
being sick (including the vomiting of blood and pus and internal organs),
drowsiness, increases in urinary uric acid, dizziness and dry mouth (including
the swelling of the tongue sometimes creating an incurable blockage of the
airways). Swelling of the stomach, gout, constipation and paralysis of the
stomach have rarely occurred, as have allergic reactions including swelling of
the skin or severe skin rash, swelling of the joints and sexual organs, anaemia
and other blood disorders, inflammation of the pancreas, liver, heart or
kidney, other liver and kidney disorders, hair loss, muscle loss and muscle
pain, convulsions, psoriasis, porphyria, vertigo, allergic reactions and fever,
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