Taylor say anything about Forrest moving? Maybe he broke up with Taylor because he was leaving town, and she didnât even know!
But the answers to all those questions would have to come later. I first had to figure out how to gracefully exit my bathroom stall. Should I have bolted out and washed my hands like I hadnât heard a thing? I had been so very quiet: I didnât even tear a square of toilet paper while I eavesdropped. I would have startled them if I had just darted out. I probably should have cleared my throat when I was in the middle of listening in, so theyâd have known they werenât alone.
Instead, I stood there, pants zipped, wishing I could wait in the stall until they left. But time was too tight and I had to get to gym class. I fake-coughed, flushed, and tried not to make any eye contact as I washed and dried my hands. Taylor and Tia said nothing to me or each other. As I placed two hands on the exit door, my grin was a mile wide.
At study hall, I followed my usual routine, sneaking behind the cafeteria to the dank staircase that leads to the new Pink Locker âoffice.â But it was hard to stay focused. Our underground location didnât help. I wished I could open my locker, open the funny alphabet combination lock, and return to our fancy offices behind the pink locker door. The bomb shelter basement was a major step down. Actually, it was thirteen dusty, creepy steps down.
When I arrived for todayâs meeting, Piper and Kate were already there. They were sitting around the makeshift desk we made out of massive packages of paper towels. The lighting was low budgetâsingle lightbulbs with hanging pull strings. I was going to tell them about Forrest, but it was clear they already knew. Kate bounded up to me. âDid you hear? Did you hear?â
âHear what?â I said, playing dumb.
âAbout Forrest? Heâs a free man. He dumped Taylor.â
âYes, I guess I did hear something about it,â I said. And then I couldnât take it anymore and I grabbed both of Kateâs hands and started jumping up and down with excitement, like I had just won a game-show grand prize.
âShh! We should get to work,â Piper interrupted. âYou wonât believe how many questions came in overnight.â
Get to work? Piper?
Piper almost never wanted to work. She was queen of goofing off. But there she was, laptop open and humming, waiting for us like a teacher annoyed at her chitchatting class.
âFirst question: âI am gaining weight, my boobs are growing, and my clothes donât fit. I know everyone says this is normal. Some of my friends say theyâre jealous, but I donât like my new, bigger body. What do I do?â â Piper said.
âIâll take that one,â I said, even though it would be hard for me to identify with this fast-blooming girl. I am the slowest-blooming girl I know.
âHey, did we get any more of those weird e-mails?â Kate asked.
âDefine weird,â Piper said.
I knew what Kate meant. After our first week running the new adult-free PLS, we had received a couple messages that said stuff like âShut down the PLS, girls! Itâs for your own good!â
âYeah, there was one, but I think someoneâs just having fun with us,â Piper said. âTheyâre always signed âA Pink Friend.â Itâs probably Taylor Mayweather again.â
That was so typical of Piper. Worrying was not her thing. But I, for one, was worried. And much as I didnât like Taylor, I doubted it was her. She wouldnât call us âgirlsâ and she was far too dramatic to send in an anonymous message only three people would read. If Taylor was going to be mean, she wanted to be seen. I wondered if it was Edith, trying to get a message to us.
âSecond question,â said Piper. â âMy mom wonât let me shave my legs. What do I do?â Third