oâclock, Ben and Jack were ready to go. Ben stood on the deck steps. Jack bent down. Ben scrambled onto his shoulders. The cloak was tied around his neck. It hung down below Jackâs knees. All that showed was Benâs head at the top, and Jackâs running shoes at the bottom.
Ben had drawn on a mustache with his momâs eyeliner. He had the construction hat on. It was time to put Plan C into action.
Chapter Nine
âHurry up,â Ben said. It felt odd sitting on Jackâs shoulders. Wobbly.
âYouâre heavy!â Jack said. He was walking carefully across the speed bump. âAnd I canât see where Iâm going.â
âKeep going straight,â Ben said. âNow stop. Step up on the sidewalk.â
âAre you sure this is a good idea?â Jack asked.
Ben was not sure. He didnât have any better ideas though. âIt will be fine,â he said. âKeep going. Youâre on the front path. Almost at your front door.â He could see people walking around inside. Mostly strangers, but there was the woman from two doors down, and the man who lived in the corner house. Jackâs mom had been right about the neighbors coming to look.
âAre there lots of people?â Jack asked.
âCanât you hear them?â
âYeah.â Jack stopped at the front door. âShould I just walk in?â
Ben nodded. Then he remembered Jack couldnât see him. âYes,â he said. âStraight ahead. Then a couple of steps left. Yes, perfect.â
âNow what?â Jack whispered.
âStop talking,â Ben said. âYou are the body, remember? I am the head.â His heart was racing. The real estate agent was across the room. She was looking right at him. Ben looked away quickly.
A man with a beard was walking toward the front door. Ben waited until the man was a few feet away. âAhem,â he said.
The man looked up at him.
âThis house is falling apart,â Ben said. He tried to make his voice low, like a grown man. âThere is a rat living in the roof. And, um, it leaks when it rains.â
âThe rat leaks?â The man hid a grin behind his hand.
Ben shook his head. âThe roof leaks. And a new roof costs thousands of dollars.â
âIt does indeed.â The man waved over a woman who was admiring the stained glass window in the living room.
She smiled and crossed the room. âYes?â She looked at Ben and laughed. âWell, hello.â
Ben noticed that she was very pregnant. âHello,â he said.
âDarling, this gentleman was telling me the house needs a new roof.â The man put an arm around her waist.
âIs that right?â She shook her head. âIâm sorry to hear that. A new roof costs a lot of money.â
âExactly,â Ben said. âSo you donât really want to buy this house.â
The real estate agent appeared behind them. She grabbed Benâs cloak and yanked it off. âYou two again!â
Ben jumped off Jackâs shoulders and stood beside him. He was so scared, he could hardly breathe.
âOff you go,â the real estate agent said. âGo on. Out!â
âOh, itâs okay.â The pregnant woman was laughing. âTheyâre just having fun.â
âWell, their fun cost me a sale.â The real estate agent glared at them. âThe man who looked at the house this morning said he didnât want to live across the street from a couple of badly behaved kids.â
Good , Ben thought. He didnât want to live across the street from a grumpy bald man.
Chapter Ten
âSuccess!â Ben said once they were back in his yard. âIt worked! No grumpy bald man!â
Jack looked less sure. âShe was pretty mad,â he said. âI hope she doesnât tell my parents.â
âMe too.â Ben didnât think his mom would be too happy about Plan B or Plan C. He looked across