listen, did it for her. âI think the human race has made some good progress since the Middle Ages,â Frannie said.
âYeah, but you also think Louis Caselli isnât so bad,â Mikey pointed out.
âThatâs because Louis has a giant crush on her,â Tan said.
Frannie never minded being teased, not about her plain, Quaker style of dressing, not about her reputation as the nicest person in school, not even about Louis Caselliâs crush. She said, âI feel sorry for Louis.â
âLouis has the brains of a mushroom,â Mikey agreed. âWe have to forgive him. At least,â she added, âthe rest of you have to. I donât think I will.â
âBesides, as we all know, Louis is no competition for . . .â Margalo lingered on the silence before she uttered the name in a breathless, sighing voice, âGregory Peck.â Frannieâs crush on Gregory Peck had begun when theyâd been shown the movie of To Kill a Mockingbird last year. She didnât care if he was old enough to be her grandfatherâor great-grandfather by now; and Margalo did agree that he was incredibly handsome.But there was old, and there was way old, and Gregory Peck was definitely in the second category.
As soon as Margalo mentioned the one, Mikey leaned toward Tanisha to murmur the name of the other: âTiger Woods.â In eighth grade you wanted to be half of a couple, so if they didnât have a personal boyfriend, girls could get crushes on celebrities. The important thing was to have a name linked to yours. Almost all eighth graders were linked to someone. Not Mikey, and not Margalo, and there were a few others, too, although not many. Casey Wolsowski was one of theseâunless you counted linking your name up to the hero of some book, which most people didnât. This far into the year everybody knew about Frannieâs crush and Tanishaâs ideal man, so they got teased a lot.
Frannie and Tan looked at each other. âTheir time will come,â Tanisha promised.
âIn your dreams,â Mikey answered, and Margalo let Mikey speak for her in this, as if she and Mikey were in exactly the same position, untouched, and untouchable.
âAnyway, Iâm not about to waste time and erasers on a notebook,â Mikey declared. Eighth-grade girls erased their boyfriendsâ initials onto the fronts of their spiral notebooks. It was practically an eighth-grade art form, initialing anything you could get an eraser on. âHavenât you seen Ronnieâs notebooks, with Dougâs name all over them? And Rhondaâitâs pitiful. Sheâs pitiful. She always was, but this year sheâs reached new levels of pitifulness. Or Heather McGinty, theway she drools around after whoever scored highest in the last game, whoever everybodyâs talking about. Acting like sheâs some movie-star irresistible sex goddess, hinting about how hot she is.â Mikey concluded this R&R, âThe whole thingâsâitâs really embarrassing, and Heatherâs not even embarrassed.â
Then she grinned. âIâm enjoying eighth grade.â
Then she glared at Frannie. âWhatâs so funny?â
Frannie stood up, shaking her head. âI have to get an aisle seat for the assembly,â she apologized, âbecause I got a part.â
âWhich one?â Margalo asked, making a silent guess, The mother .
âThe mother,â Frannie said.
âTypecasting,â Mikey announced.
âNo it isnât,â Margalo said. âThe mother isnâtââ
Mikey held up both hands, palms out like a policeman facing traffic, Stop . âLeave me something to be surprised at, why donât you? Who else got parts?â she asked Frannie.
âI thought you wanted to be surprised. Anyway, weâre not supposed to tell,â she added, leaving.
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