real-life family had problems, but they had problems most people can relate to. You canât hide things from Seth before yâall even get married!â
âMama, you are overreacting. I didnât try to hide anything from Seth.â
âOh, yes you did! You hid something important from him about the family heâs going to marry into. By not telling him, thatâs the same as hiding it! Oh, Lord! How come you didnât tell Seth about your brother and your sister before now?â Mama hissed. She placed her hands on her hips.
âUh . . . uh . . . it never came up,â I said, fumbling.
âWhat do you mean, âit never came upâ? How could you not bring it up? The problems we got ainât the kind you can hide for too long.â
âI was waiting for the right time to tell him,â I said, sitting down hard on the bed, wringing my hands some more. They had begun to sweat, and so had my armpits. âBut Iâm sure it wonât be a problem. Seth is a very understanding man. And heâs in the church.â
Mama looked at me and shook her head. âLord knows how his family is going to react when they hear. All the stuff you told me about how uppity they are . . . lawyers and such. And with him having a mama that donât do nothing but play bridge, suck up daiquiris, and socialize, I can tell you now she ainât going to ease into this.â
âMama, why are you so concerned about what Seth and his family will think about Ernest and Janet? They wonât have to deal with them.â
âRachel, I didnât raise you to be no fool. You know how folks around here have always looked at our family like we was all crazy,â Mama said gently.
âCrazy? Nobody in our family is crazy, Mama,â I protested.
âYou can call it whatever you want, but when it comes to most of the folks in this town, crazy is the first word out of their mouth when they talk about the McNeal family.â Mama snorted and shook her head. âSpeaking of crazy, how is that baby brother of mine doing out there in California?â
âUncle Albert is doing just fine.â I saw no need to say more, but Mama wanted to know more.
âIs he still fornicating with men?â
âHe is still dating men, Mama. He lives with one, and heâs very happy. He said that he hopes to get married someday.â
Mama looked elated, but not for long. âSay what? Do you mean to tell me the boy is going to come to his senses and marry a woman someday? See there! I knew if I prayed long and hard enough, Albert would straighten hisself out!â
âUh, yes, he wants to get married. But . . . to a man. The politicians keep talking about making same-sex marriages legal in California, and heâs real excited about it.â
Mama stared at me with her mouth hanging open, as if I had just turned purple. âI thought I had heard everything, but I never thought Iâd hear something as ungodly as men marrying men, and women marrying women. Lord, have mercy! What is this world coming to? Lord knows what my friends will say when and if Albert ups and marries a man!â
I shook my head. âMama, stop worrying about what people will say. These narrow-minded, ignorant, countrified folks in Coffeeville donât know any better. Iâm sure our family is not the only one you know with a few simpleminded people.â
Mama shot me a hot look. âThereâs a lot more to it than a âfew simpleminded peopleâ in this family, girl.â
âWhat I meant wasââ
Mama silenced me by waving her finger in my face. âI donât care what you meant. Hush up and let me talk! You can stand here in them white sandals if you want to and act like you donât know no better, but I know you do. The problem in our family goes waaay back. I can remember your great-granddaddy doing some of the same outlandish stuff your sister and brother do.