federal authorities arrive.â
âButââ
âNo buts, Mr. Shapiro. A federal crime has been committed here, and my duty is to keep the crime scene sealed until the FBI gets here. Thatâs the way it is. Capisce , Mr. Shapiro?â
Gibbons figured this was his cue to get involved. âGibbons, FBI,â he said, walking up to them and flashing his ID. âWhoâs in charge here?â
âMe,â Elam said.
âAnd whoâre you?â Gibbons said, thrusting his mean Aztec deity face into Shapiroâs.
âAddison Shapiro, deputy transit commissioner in charge of Waterwayââ
âYou authorize him to be here?â Gibbons said to Elam.
âNo.â
âCrossing police lines and violating a federal crime scene is a federal offense. Please leave.â Gibbons jerked his thumb at the yellow tape.
Shapiro scuttled back under it immediately. He tried to plead his case to Gibbons from over there, but Gibbons turned his back and ignored him.
âThat true about violating a federal crime scene being a federal crime?â Elam said as he propped his big foot back up on the fender.
âProbably,â Gibbons said, then turned his attention to the dripping VW. âSo whatâs this? The catch of the day?â
Elam smiled and showed the gap between his front teeth. âWhatever it is, Gib, itâs yours.â
Gibbons crossed his arms and shook his head. âYou guys donât handle homicides anymore? What was it they used to say back in the bad ole days about âlazy and shiftlessâ?â
âYou donât have to prove to me what a racist bastard you are, Gib. I already know.â
Gibbons flashed a saccharine grin. âI like you too, Elam. So now tell me why Iâm here.â
Elam flipped a few sheets on his clipboard. âAbout two this afternoon, 911 started getting calls about something floating in the harbor.Only the roof and part of the windshield were visible in the water. One woman reported it as a dead whale.â
âAn orange whale?â
âShe was a dumb blonde,â Elam said with a shrug.
âNow whoâs the racist?â
Elam rolled his eyes at Gibbons, then flipped another sheet and continued. âHarbor Unit responded, and they sent a diver in to investigate. The diver reported that the doors were locked, two bodies in the front seat.â
Elam looked at Gibbons again, waiting for a reaction. Gibbons stared back at him stone-faced. He wanted the details first.
Elam went on with the report. âApparently the killer didnât know that VW Bugs are airtight. I donât suppose he wanted this thing to float on him. Anyway, the Harbor guys towed it into this slip. They said itâd be easier to pull it out from here. I dunno. Said theyâd have it out before rush hour, no problem. But as soon as they started to lift it out of the water, the front axle snapped. Pulled it up too fast. Thatâs what the crane guy told me. The windshield smashed somehow when it hit the water and the car started to sink then. They told me it might take all night to pull the damn thing out now, so I told them to go ahead and take the bodies out.â
âWhat the hell did you do that for?â
âDidnât want the fish to start eating them.â
Gibbons shook his head and snorted a laugh. âSharks?â
âAnythingâs possible in New York, man.â
âGo on. I like this. First you dump this ass-pain on the FBI, now youâre telling me you fucked up whatever evidence we mightâve had. The lab boys in Washington are gonna send you flowers for this one, Elam.â
âDivision okayed taking the bodies out. You take it up with them.â
âThatâs right, pass the buck. You guys are good at that.â Gibbons pushed his sunglasses up his nose. âI still donât get why you called us. This isnât a federal crime.â
âKeep your pants