locate a switch or her energy unit, I can’t even get the stupid bot to twitch. I’ve tried everything from electroshock to an EMP pulse to reset the circuit board, and nada. Stupid piece of junk is useless. I’ve actually been meaning to put her in the trash.”
“Mind if I take a look?”
“Be my guest.”
Einstein pried open the lid and took a step back to view the contents. He’s calling this trash ? Eyeing the perfect features of the petite bot inside the box, Einstein couldn’t help but frown. Who could think of throwing out such a realistic droid? Sure, her skin lacked some of the vibrant tones of the other sexbots, the grey pallor more than likely the result of too much time spent inactive and gathering dust, but Einstein thought the unit attractive nonetheless from the dark hair tumbling around her bare shoulders to the realistic human body replete with fingernails and hair follicles on the legs.
“I’ve never seen a model like this,” he mused aloud.
“You and me both. I’m assuming she’s some kind of new prototype, which is probably why I can’t figure out how to get her going.”
“You don’t have a manufacturer name?”
“Nothing. Trust me, I’ve checked. A shame, because the clients would go nuts for something this real-looking. As it stands, she’s just a five-foot-six paperweight. And I don’t read.”
“If you’re just going to toss her, mind if I take a look?”
“Bah, you can just take her. Consider it a bonus for the work you’ve done. You’ve saved me tons of credits with the work you did. I hate hiring those outrageous company repair guys. Damned thieves. Not to mention, you cyborgs treat my girls better than most of the men we see out here.”
“I can take her?” For some reason, the idea pleased Einstein, on a scientific level of course.
“Take her. Bang her. Glue her to your prow as a mascot. I don’t care. But if you ever do manage to get her going, I’d sure like to know how in case I run into her model again.”
“You’ve got a deal.”
Crating her back up, Einstein ordered a worker droid carry her container back to the ship as he cleaned up his tools and prepared for his own departure. Exiting for the first time in days from the service bay, he ran into a broadly smiling Seth.
“Einstein, there you are. I wondered where you got to. Did you find any time to bang some pussy in between being responsible?”
“If you are referring to copulation, then no, but I assume by your lowered testosterone levels that you did?”
“Did I fucking ever. I might have just beaten a record for number of orgasms in a row.” Seth’s hips thrust and Einstein shook his head.
“You and your need for sex. I don’t think I’ll ever understand it.”
“I feel sorry for you.” Seth clapped him on the back. “But even sorrier for the droid you eventually bang, because when you do finally figure out what your cock is good for, you’re going to blow a hole right through her with your first load.”
Einstein didn’t grasp the jest, but Seth found it amusing enough that he chuckled all the way back to the ship. A single broadcast message gathered the rest of cyborgs who arrived from various areas of the bordello. More relaxed than when they arrived, except for Astro who bore a pensive expression he wouldn’t explain, they departed the pleasure ship and Einstein headed straight for the command center so he could plot an erratic course for home.
The cyborgs knew better than to leave in a direct line for their world. For one, human spies could be watching, and two, scans needed to be conducted on the crew and ship to ensure no one and nothing had inadvertently picked up a bug or tracking device.
The human military was getting more and more devious in their attempts to recapture their billion dollar projects. Their detection devices, too, had gotten more sophisticated bypassing normal sensors. If Einstein didn’t know better, he’d have called some of the newer