in your inner circle are getting married, having children, moving forward in their lives.â
âI think itâs great. Iâm thrilled for them. I mean, up until last year, Jake was a hard-core bachelorâa Dark Knight in a lonely Batcave without a Vicki Vale. But now heâs got a gorgeous woman and a house full of kids. Heâs happier than Iâve ever seen him.â
Waldo scribbles on his notepad. âAnd is that something you want in your life? Marriage, children?â
I narrow my eyes. âHas my mother been calling you again?â
âEvery month.â Waldo sighs, rubbing his forehead. âBut you know I donât discuss our sessions with her.â
My dear mother should probably schedule some sessions of her ownâconsidering last month she asked their butler, Henderson, to make inquiries into her adopting a grandchild. Since Iâher only sonâhave been so very derelict in my duty to give her one. Cue the guilt trip.
I lean forward, bracing my elbows on my knees. âAll right, hereâs the thingâIâm happy for them, of course. But thereâs a part of me that thinks now theyâre trapped. Tied down with all that responsibility. I, on the other hand, have my work to keep me busyâbut I can still jet off to Switzerland to go bungee jumping, or fly-fishing in New Zealand. With one phone call I can fuck two hotel heiresses six ways to Sunday, then watch them go to town on each other while I recoup for round two.â
FYI: there is no TMI in a therapistâs office.
âIf Iâm jonesing for a family fix, I can swing by my friendsâ houses for dinner and be the favorite uncle to their kids.â I open my arms to emphasize the brilliance of my theory. âAll the perks, none of the obligation. Life is shortâI want to live it. And I really like living it free.â
He regards me for a moment and says, âMmmm.â
Thenânothing.
â Mmmm , what?â I ask. âI think weâre past â mmmm ,â donât you, Waldo?â
He taps his lips with the end of his pen. âWell, itâs apparent that you believe what you say. That you think you want this self-focused, low-responsibility lifestyle. The way Pinocchio wanted to cut his strings so he could be a real boy.â
âBut?â
Thereâs always a but.
âBut I wonder, deep down, if youâve outgrown that philosophy. If you actually crave something more profound in your life. Commitment isnât always a burden, Brent. It can also be the source of unimaginable joy and satisfaction.â
I clear my thoughts and search my mindâthe way Luke Skywalker did when Obi-Wan was teaching him the ways of the Force.
NopeâI got nothing.
âYouâre barking up the wrong tree on this one.â
He shrugs. âThen ask yourself this: As âtied downâ as your friends may be, do you think any of them are dreaming of rubies in the sand?â
Have I mentioned that Waldo can also be one shrewd son of a bitch?
2
I âve seen my last name inscribed on libraries, hospital wings, and the like, but thereâs an extra thrill seeing it on the Law Offices of Becker, Mason, Santos & Shaw. Because itâs mine, not my familyâs, something I did on my own. When you grow up in the shadow of all the accomplishments of those who came before you, thatâs a big deal.
Jessica, our summer minionâalso known as an internâwelcomes me with starry eyes and a stack of messages. âGood afternoon, Mr. Mason.â
I take the messages and avoid eye contact, keeping my face neutral. Itâs a well-practiced move. Because interns are hungry, enthusiastic, willing to bend over backward.
And thatâs particularly true of Jessica.
The way she stares, the way she accidentally brushes her tits against my arm, the way she walks by my office when Iâm working late, says sheâs willing to let me bend her