Kennedyâhad made no end of a pile and was setting up as a landed proprietor. Dâyou ever come across Morrison?â
âWe briefed him for the Burlsdon Bank Case only last week. Heâll be taking silk one of these days.â
âAnd Purdie?â
âGone under, poor devil.â
The pause fell again; and again it was Lewis Smith who broke it.
âWhat on earth have you been doing with yourself? And why on earth didnât you come home a year ago, when Sir Anthony died?â
John sat down on the arm of the big chair sacred to clients. With a swoop he retrieved his hat and cast it into the capacious leather seat. He answered the last question first.
âI didnât come home, because the place without any money was more than a bit of a white elephant, and I was in the thick of old Petersonâs book.â
Lewis Smith got back into his chair, crossed his long legs, and said:
âPeterson?â
âOld Rudolphus Peterson. Donât tell me youâve never heard of himâthe snake manâtremendously famous.â
âSnakes? Yes, Iâve got him. But where do you come in?â
âWhen I got demobbed I went back to Canada. Iâd been out there two years when the war started, so I thought Iâd go back. I hadnât any people over here, and Sir Anthonyâwell, heâd given me pretty plainly to understand that he didnât want to set eyes on me. I donât blame him, poor old chap; it must have been a most frightful knock for him, losing both his sons and feeling that Iâd got to come in instead of the daughters. I must say itâs a pretty rotten law, and I donât wonder he never wanted to see me.â
âI think he ought to have seen you. The whole thing would have come easier if you hadnât been an absolute stranger.â
John made a quick, impatient gesture with his right hand.
âI wasnât keen myself. Hanging around waiting for dead menâs shoes is a beastly job. But Iâd a pretty rough time over there.â He jerked his head in the supposed direction of Canada. âFirst I got cheated out of my gratuity like the veriest tenderfoot. It makes me sick to think what a mug I was; and it used to make me a great deal sicker when I was absolutely on my beam ends, doing any sort of beastly odd job to get a meal.â
âAs bad as that?â
âWorse, because I didnât always get one. Thatâs how I ran into Peterson. I wanted to carry his bag for him; and he wanted to carry it himself, and went on saying âNoâ in his funny cracked voice. And then, all of a sudden, he said, âYou are hungry? No? Yes?â And I said, âDamned hungry,â and the old man looked at me as solemn as an owl and said, âIt is wrong to swear, but it is damn wrong to be hungry. Come and eat, young man, come and eat at once. Carry my bag, and come and eat with me, and tell me why you are hungry. You are not a drunkardâno?â Well, I went along with him, and about twelve hours later I woke up in a decent bed and thought I had dreamt the whole thing.â
âAnd had you?â
âIt was rather hard to realize that I hadnât. I remembered a frightfully good dinner, and being asked where I was at school, and what Iâd done in the warââthe so much to be regretted and calamitous world catastrophe,â as the old man called it. And the last thing I remembered was being engaged as his secretary to go round the world with him and correct his English whenever I wasnât taking photographs of snakes. You must admit that it didnât seem very probable.â
Lewis Smith leaned back in his chair and roared with laughter.
âWas he mad?â
âNot in the leastâone of the bestâone of the very best. We knocked about together for five years, petting material for his book on snakes. Pretty hot work some of it. I assure you the trenches arenât in it