Anita Blake 23 - Jason Read Free Page A

for a guest.
    “Tigers like water, a lot,” I said, and sipped at my coffee.
    “I’m not overly fond of it,” Envy said, “but that may be because you can never take a shower without a man thinking you want sex.”
    Nathaniel moved toward the oven, laughing softly. Jason started to laugh, too. I coughed and nearly aspirated coffee.
    She gave me the full weight of those exotic blue eyes. “It must be true for you, too. Richard loves shower sex.”
    Jason laughed harder.
    “What’s so funny?” Envy asked, looking from one to the other of us.
    Jason looked at me with sparkling eyes. This time I managed to glare at him, while I blushed. I’d almost stopped doing that—almost.
    “Anita likes water,” he said in a voice that was shiny with laughter.
    “The new oven preheated just like it was supposed to,” Nathaniel said, either because it was what interested him or to prove he wasn’t poking this particular badger with a stick. He moved to the fridge to get the cinnamon rolls he’d made last night.
    “Yeah, I like sex in water, but see if I climb into the shower with you anytime soon, laughing boy.”
    Jason quieted his laughter, and seemed trapped between looking pleased with himself and trying to pretend-pout at me.
    “You and Richard seem perfect sexually for each other; why isn’t he one of your main lovers?” Envy asked.
    “Because outside the sex we had a lot of issues, and not all of them went away just because he’s doing his therapy,” I said, my voice a little hoarse from swallowing the coffee wrong.
Awkward
was putting it mildly.
    “I’d wait to put in the cinnamon rolls, or else everybody will be down to have some once they fill the whole house with that great smell,” Jason said.
    Nathaniel looked up from the tray in his hand, nodded, and put it back in the fridge. Jason was right, but the fact that he’d said it out loud in time to keep that delectable scent from waking the rest of the household was the other reason he was my friend; he was smart and practical when he wanted to be, big emphasis on the
wanted to be
.
    Nathaniel came to sit beside me, on the other side from Envy. I put my hand under the table so I could play along the threads and bare skin peeking through his jeans; they were one of my favorite pairs of jeans on him, too.
    “Anita’s being nice, but the truth is that Richard doesn’t like me, and I don’t like him,” Nathaniel said.
    “I’ve noticed he seems sort of conflicted about you. It’s like he’s trying to be fair, but he has trouble where you’re concerned; why is that?”
    I slid my fingers through the threads of his jeans so I could touch more of his bare skin. “You want to explain it?” he asked, putting his hand over mine to stop me from caressing quite that much, and the fact that he’d stopped me from petting him and was trying to force me to talk about Richard was as big a clue as any of how much he didn’t like him.
    I sighed and said, “Richard is a big, handsome, athletic guy, and even the best of them are used to winning.”
    “You mean with women?” she asked.
    “That, and physical stuff. He’s used to being able to date pretty much any woman he wants, and if he gets out of his own way in a fight, he can hold his own against most nonprofessional fighters.”
    “So?” she said.
    “So,” Jason said, “he’s used to winning.”
    She looked at all of us, frowning. “I don’t understand what that has to do with him and Nathaniel not getting along.”
    “I won,” Nathaniel said.
    “Won what?”
    “Anita, being permanently in her life, being her main squeeze, her person, hers, and she’s mine. Micah and I have what Richard wants.”
    “You mean Anita.”
    He shrugged, and half-nodded. “Anita, and a life that works, and makes us all happy.”
    “He’s sleeping with Anita, and he could still have a life with someone else.”
    “He could, but no one is Anita.”
    That made me uncomfortable, and I fought not to squirm.