distaste. He was the only one of the group who refused to have anything perÂsonal to do with either Harryâs diagnoses or Harryâs pills.
âAll right, all right. Gallowayâs ulcer started kicking up and he went to the hospital. How does that sound?â
âSplendid,â Harry said, beaming.
When Hepburn returned, a conference was held and it was decided that Turee, the brainiest, and Harry, the soberÂest, should drive back to Wiarton and call Gallowayâs house to test the ulcer theory.
The road wound along the cliffs above the bay and Turee had to concentrate on his driving while Harry, in case the ulcer theory might be incorrect, kept his eye peeled for signs of a Cadillac in distress. They met only two cars, neither one a Cadillac.
By the time they reached the town of Wiarton, nearly all the lights were out, but they finally located a pay phone in the lobby of a small tourist hotel which was just opening for the season. Since both the men were wearing fishing clothes, the manager of the hotel assumed they were customers and treated them very cordially until he learned they merely wanted to use the telephone. When, in addition to suffering a disappointment, he had to make change for five dollars, he became quite bitter about the whole thing and sat behind the desk glowering as Turee stepped into the phone booth.
It required ten minutes or more to put the call through to Gallowayâs house in Toronto, and then the connection was bad and the conversation was punctuated by what sounded like static.
âEsther?â
âRon?â
âNo, this is not Ron. Is that you, Esther?â
âJust who is this, please?â
âRalph. Ralph Turee. Is that you, Esther?â
âYes,â Esther replied, rather coldly, since sheâd been awakened from a sound sleep and even under the best of circumstances didnât care much for Turee, Tureeâs wife, or any of the little Turees. âIsnât it rather late?â
âI canât hear you. Would you speak up?â
âIâm practically screaming already.â
âListen, Estherâwhat in hell is that noise? Operator, operator, do something about that noiseâEsther? Are you there? Well, listen a minute. Is Ron all right?â
âOf course heâs all right.â
âNo attack of indigestion or anything?â
âAre you drunk, by any chance?â This was one of Estherâs favorite questions and after long practice she read the line with spirited contempt, rolling the r in drunk and broadening the a in chance.
âI am not drunk,â Turee shouted. âWhy should I be?â
âIâm sure you have reasons. Now whatâs all this about Ron?â
âWell, itâs like this. Harryâs up here at the lodge with the rest of us.â
âSo?â
âRon hasnât arrived. Harry drove up alone in his own car. He had a business appointment to keep in Mimico and he told Thelma to tell Ron not to wait for him but to come up to the lodge by himself and Harry would get here when he could. Well, Harry got here all right, but Ron hasnât. The fellows were beginning to get worried so we thought weâd better call you.â
Esther suffered from a chronic case of jealousy, and the first image that flashed through her mind was not of GalloÂway lying dead somewhere in a car wreck, but of Galloway lying cosily beside Thelma in a bed. She said, âMaybe Ron was delayed.â
âWhere?â
âIn Weston.â
âHow?â
âHow? Ask Harry. Heâs married to the woman.â
âNow that,â Turee said irritably, âis the silliest remark in history. Whatâs got into you, Esther?â
âJust an idea.â
âHonest to God, I gave you credit for better sense. I canât say more than that right now because Iâm shouting as it is and Harryâs not ten feet away. Do you