with the deliberation and lack of concern of mailmen.
Javy waved the subpoena. âSo whoâs gonna do this?â
Richie snatched it. âCampizi knows me; heâll take it from me. Iâve known him since high school.â
âHow the fuck many wise guys you know, anyway?â
âHow many wise guys went to high school in New Jersey?â
Javy smirked. âWell, this is not your fuckinâ class reunion, Rich. Just throw the damn thing in thereâhe doesnât have to take it. Thatâs good service.â
âYou takinâ law classes, too, Jav?â
âWell, if youâre serving the moke, at least give me the sledge.â
Richie handed it off.
They stopped at Campiziâs motel room door. Their snitch said Campizi had been shacked up with a Puerto Rican hooker, and Richie and Javy, staked out across the way, had seen a female of that description exiting the motel lot in a nice new Trans Am convertible that indicated Campizi wasnât her only well-heeled client.
Javy knocked.
The door opened slowly, just the length of the night-latch chain, revealing the balding, pot-bellied, mustached Campizi in a T-shirt, slacks and bare feet.
Richie raised the subpoena and was about to say something friendly to his old classmate when Campiziâs eyes golfballed and Javy yelled, â
Throw it in!
â
Richie flung the damn papers in, but his hand was in the crack of the door just as Campizi slammed the damn thing.
â
Fuck!
â Richie wailed, his palm wedged in there, and an ominous
click
told him the little bastard hadthrown the dead bolt. He threw his shoulder into the wood as best he could, which trapped as he was didnât exactly give him a running start.
Then something, other side of the door, clamped down on his captured fingers. . . .
The prick was
biting
him! Fucking finger food!
âJesus Christ,â Richie said, watching blood run down the door frame. âDo it, Javy, do it!â
âGet
down
, Rich!â
Richie did his best to comply, and the big iron head of the hammer flew past him and shattered the door to splinters, relieving the pressure on Richieâs hand, and then both cops were shoving through, taking what was left of the door with them, right off its damn hinges.
Campizi did a pop-eyed take and scrambled for the bathroom; it would have been funny as hell if Richieâs hand and fingers werenât a smashed bloody mess. Slamming himself inside, Campizi said, âFuck you, guys!â
This door was by comparison a hollow nothing to smash through, and two swings of the sledge made matchsticks of it. Bloody mitt or not, Richie took the honors, heading into the cubicle where Campizi was half out of the bathroom window, and grabbing him, flinging him into the shower stall like a little rag doll, plastic shower curtain going down like Janet Leigh dying in
Psycho
, smearing the thing with blood, some of it Campiziâs, some Richieâs.
Richie started in giving him a goddamn good left-handed thrashing, and was just getting into it when Javy yanked him away from the cowering T-shirted fetus.
Javy grinned at Richie and said, âSo this is easier than night school?â
The rage left Richie, and he laughed. But the throbbing pain hung on.
Richieâs discomfort eased, however, when the paramedic who tended to his bloodied hand on their ambulance ride turned out to be female and brunette and friendly.
A male paramedic was tending to Campizi, whose bloody face was pinched with contrition. âSwear to God, Richie, I didnât know it was you! Would I slam a door on your hand? Knowingly?â
Richie was off the little fold-down seat, startling the brunette paramedic as he lunged for Campizi and smacked him, yelling, âWould you bite my fingers knowingly, you prick?
Shit!
â
The latter expletive reflected the burst of pain Richie felt, having instinctively used his right hand, the injured one, to
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