with his weakest material. Lydia didnât even pretend to smile.
âAnd five,â she said.
âLeap.â âLeap? I canât walk first?â
âLeap of faith,â she told him. âStop thinking so much and just do it.â
Ed lay quietly, running through the five-step plan in his head. âOkay,â he said. âIâll try it.â
âJedi warrior no try,â Lydia told him. âJedi warrior do.â
Finally, an opening for a decent comeback ââThank you, Yoda. But I canât make any promises.â
Still nothing. She didnât even skip a beat. It was as if she had blocked all her joke receptors. âSo donât. Itâs no skin off my nose if you stay on those crutches the rest of your life. Itâs yourself you should be making the promise to.â
Okay, he thought. Ed, I promise Iâll. . . walk. Even inside his head, he sounded like a total doofus.
Nuclear Strike
SO THIS IS AMERICA , TATIANA THOUGHT as she sat alone in her giant, empty apartment. No mother, no friends, a boy who kissed her but still loved someone else, and no parties to take her mind off her problems. If this was the great USA, sheâd just as soon get back on the airplane and make the thirteen-hour flight back home. At least there she had a life.
She sighed, wandered into the kitchen, and opened the refrigerator. This country. What kind of people name a food âLa Yogurtâ? Did they think they were going to fool anyone into thinking the French sat around eating strawberry-banana goo? Realizing she wasnât hungry, she slammed the door shut and continued her circuit of the apartment.
Maybe she could get a dog to keep her company. But that would never work. People picked up their dogsâ droppings in this city. She sighed again and flicked on the radio in the living room, letting the ambient music of the dance-mix deejay fill the room. Twirling the volume dial up high, she noticed that her fingernails looked pathetically raggedy.
âYou are going down the tubes,â she scolded herself. Then she inspected her hands closely. Dry skin, and about a centimeter of cuticle showing.
Tatiana knew her mother had just gotten a fancy nail kit. Sheâd probably be annoyed at her for breaking it in, but that was her problem. If she was going to desert her daughter like this, she deserved to lose an emery board or two.
Tatiana entered her motherâs ornate, marble bathroom and looked around. The bathrobe hanging behind the door made her heart lurchâshe missed Natasha horribly and didnât understand why these âtranslating emergenciesâ and special projects always called her away. Wasnât there anyone else who could do the job for the UN? Someone who didnât have a daughter? Tatiana opened the twin doors of the vanity under the sink and began digging through the bottles, boxes, and tubes piled up underneath.
âMother, youâre single-handedly keeping Sephora in business,â she grumbled. âAh!â she yelped, finally reaching a zippered black pouch.
She sat on the cool tiles and unzipped the patent leather, expecting nothing more than a buffer and some scissors. But something fluttered out and landed on the frilly yellow rug.
Tatiana picked it up and felt a wave of heat radiate from her heart. What was the English word for this feeling?
âOh, gross,â she said aloud.
It was a greeting card. With hearts and angels and flowers. InsideâTatiana couldnât help opening itâwas a note scrawled in masculine handwriting.
Natasha, I canât wait until you join me in the islands. The few days weâll be separated will be torture. Thank you for coming into my life. Tom .
Gross? This was worse than gross. It made her want to vomit.
She was used to Natasha dating. That was normal. And anyway, nobody ever really touched her mother, not in her heart. But this sentimental missiveâfrom