have to come up here, right?â
âRight,â he mused. âBut I donât know.â
It sounded for a moment as if he were consulting someone else in the room, mumbling with his hand over the receiver.
âDo you want to send it to me through the mail?â I prodded.
âGod no.â
âWell, I have to see it somehow, if you want me to try and tell you what it is.â
He gave out a terrifically heavy sigh. âI could take a long weekend.â
âThere you are. And to make things easier, Iâll get in touch with a friend of mine in Atlanta and heâll drive you up. Youâll both stay at my place, weâll have an adventure, and youâll be back in Atlanta before you can say âI canât believe I wasted all that time in the mountains.ââ
âLovely,â he sneered. âYou realize that if I hadnât called you, Iâd think this was a con.â
âThe person youâll be traveling with is a bona fide college professor with an English accent and everything,â I assured him. âCheck him out, ask around all you like.â
âWhatâs his name?â
âDr. Andrews, at my university.â
âHe doesnât have to teach?â
âHeâs on a Tuesday/Thursday schedule. Heâll take tomorrow off and make a long weekend out of it.â
âI donât know.â Shultz had taken his mouth away from the phone again, consulting the other person there with him.
âWellââI yawnedââdecide soon. This is a whim on my part, and if you call back tomorrow, Iâll probably have changed my mind again. I may even deny that I invited you at all.â
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I really couldnât say why I had insisted on Shultzâs visit, but part of the thinking, obviously, was that it gave me an excuse to call Andrews.
Dr. Winton Andrews, Shakespeare scholar at my ex-university, was the last remaining good friend I had from my academic life. In fact, we had only recently returned from being in London together. He had directed a strange new version of The Winterâs Tale, and for some reason heâd hired me to help him with the music for the production. Heâd wanted authentic reproductions of folk music from Shakespeareâs time instead of courtly, composed musicâthough that would have been easier to come by. Iâd spent weeks in research, tracing song types, mostly ballads, back as far as I could, then inferring the rest; deciding on the perfect period instruments for the job; jotting down the most feasible melodies. Iâd done most of the work at home, only spent a week in London, but I was able to see the opening-night production. It was quite impressive, and, apparently, a hit. But Andrews, of course, had been preoccupied with his work and we really hadnât seen each other in almost a year, not to relax and catch upâor drink heavily. So having him squire Shultz up to my place in Blue Mountain seemed a perfect plan all around.
After Shultz agreed to the trip, I arranged for him to meet Andrews at the university. I called and explained the situation to Andrews in detail, and asked him to take the scenic route up to my little townâwhich was also the slower way by about two hours. I thought it would put Shultz in the right mood, get him used to the pace of the mountains.
I did my part, first doing a bit of cursory research so I would have something to say to Shultz when he arrived and then, the rest of the day, dusting and airing out the bedrooms upstairs in my home, a more haunted enterprise.
Growing up, the three of us in my family had lived out our lives in separate bedrooms. Mine was a corner room, always so crammed with books that my father, angrily, changed all four walls into floor-to-ceiling bookshelves one day when I was at school.
âFill all that up!â heâd growled.
I had, in about a week. There was only room for a double bed, an antique
Temple Grandin, Richard Panek