effective life for Francesâs free but lonely one. There was no doubt about it, Lizzie reflected with a sigh, sitting down at the kitchen table and pulling towards her one of her endless pads of paper, to make a menu list for Christmas, that Frances was lonely.
Someone â an egregious customer at the Gallery who was trying very hard to turn herself into Lizzieâs friend â had given her an American cookery book called
Good Food for Bad Times
. It was written by a person called Enid R. Starbird. Lizzie opened it idly, thinking that it might provide a few economical ideas for feeding a household of nine â the six Middletons, Frances, the Shore parents â for four days. Robert had said last night, in the careful voice he kept for breaking disagreeable news, that the Gallery takings so far, in the run-up to Christmas, looked as if, instead of being twenty per cent up as usual, would be ten per cent down. They had both suspected that this might be so and had had, during the course of the year, a number of superficially philosophical conversations about the possibility of an economic recession. Last night, they had had another one.
âSo,â Lizzie had said. âIt means a careful Christmas.â
ââFraid so.â
Lizzie looked down at the open page of Mrs Starbirdâs book. âNever forgetâ, Mrs Starbird said brightly, âthe cabbage soups of south-west France. A pigâs head, that vital ingredient, is not, as you will find, so very hard to come by.â
Lizzie shut the book with a slam, to banish the image of a reproachful pigâs head. She seized her pad. âSausages,â she wrote rapidly. âGold spray-paint, dried chestnuts, things for stockings, cat food, sticking plasters, big jar of mincemeat, second-class stamps, collect dress from cleanerâs, walnuts.â She stopped, tore off the sheet, and began again on a fresh one.
âMake up spare beds, check wine, finish wrapping presents, ice cake, make stuffings, check mince pies (enough?), remind Rob about wine, clean silver (Alistair), hoover sitting room (Sam), pick holly and ivy (Harriet and Davy), decorate tree (everyone), make garland for front door (me) and quiches for Gallery staff party (me) and brandy butter (me), and clean the whole house from top to bottom before Mum sees it (me, me, me).â
âHelp,â Lizzie wrote at the foot of her list. âHelp, help, help.â
The kitchen door opened. Davy who at breakfast had been fully and properly dressed and was now wearing only socks, underpants and a plastic policemanâs helmet, sidled in. He looked guilty. He came up to Lizzie and leaned against her knee. Lizzie touched him.
âYouâre frozen!â Lizzie said. âWhat have you been doing?â
âNothing,â Davy said, trained by Sam.
âThen where are your clothes?â
âIn the bath.â
âIn the
bath
?â
âThey needed a wash, you know,â Davy said confidingly.
âThey were clean, clean this morningââ
Davy said, almost dreamily, âThey got a bit pastey.â
âWhat kind of pastey?â
âToothpastey,â Davy said. âToothpaste writingââ
Lizzie stood up.
âWhereâs Sam?â
âPimlottâs come,â Davy said. âPimlott and Sam are making a Superman campââ
âPimlott?â
Pimlott was Samâs dearest friend, a frail, mauve-pale boy with watchful light eyes and a slippery disposition.
âDonât you have a Christian name?â Liz had asked him on his first visit. He stared at her.
ââCourse he doesnât,â Sam said. âHeâs just called Pimmers.â
âWhere are they making the camp?â
âItâs quite all right,â Davy said, adjusting the helmet so that only his chin showed beneath it. âItâs not in your room, itâs only in the spare roomââ
Lizzie shot