A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Hostile Hospital Read Free Page A

those murderers." "Lou!" the shopkeeper called in delight, and then turned to the children. "Excuse me, please," he said. "Lou's here with The Daily Punctilio.'' The shopkeeper walked through a bunch of rugs hanging from the ceiling, and the Baudelaires looked at one another in dismay. "What'll we do?" Klaus whispered to his sisters. "If the newspaper has arrived, the shopkeeper will read that we're murderers. We'd better run away." "But if we run away," Violet said, "Mr. Poe won't be able to contact us." "Gykree!" Sunny cried, which meant "He's had all night to contact us, and we haven't heard from him." "Lou?" they heard the shopkeeper call out. "Where are you, Lou?" "I'm over by the pepper grinders," the deliveryperson called out in return. "And wait till you read this story about the three murderers of that Count. It's got pictures and everything. I saw the police on the way here, and they said they were closing in. The only people they allowed in the area were me and those volunteer people. They're going to capture those kids and send them right to jail." Kids?" the shopkeeper said. "The murderers are kids?" Yep," the deliveryperson replied. "See for yourself." The children looked at one another, and Sunny gave a little whimper of fear. Across the store they could hear the rustling of paper and then the excited voice of the shopkeeper. "I know those kids!" he cried. "They're in my store right now! I just gave them some muffins!" "You gave muffins to murderers?" Lou said. "That's not right, Milt. Criminals should be punished, not fed pastries." "I didn't know they were murderers then," the shopkeeper explained, "but I sure know now. It says so right here in The Daily Punctilio. Call the police, Lou! I'll grab these murderers and make sure they don't escape." The Baudelaires wasted no more time, and began to run in the opposite direction from the men's voices, down an aisle of safety pins and candy canes. "Let's head toward those ceramic ashtrays," Violet whispered. "I think we can exit that way." "But what happens when we exit?" Klaus whispered back. "The deliveryperson said that the police were closing in." "Mulick!" Sunny cried, which meant "Let's discuss that at a later time!" "Egad!" The children could hear the shopkeeper's surprised voice from several aisles over. "Lou, the kids aren't here! Keep an eye out for them." "What do they look like?" the delivery-person called back. "They look like three innocent children," the shopkeeper said, "but they're really vicious criminals. Be careful." The children ran around a corner and ducked into the next aisle, pressing themselves against a rack of construction paper and canned peas as they listened to the hurrying footsteps of the deliveryperson. "Wherever you murderers are," he called, "you'd better give up!" "We're not murderers!" Violet cried in frustration. 'Of course you're murderers!" the shop- keeper answered. "It says so in the newspaper!" "Plus," the deliveryperson said in a sneering voice, "if you're not murderers, why are you hiding and running?" Violet started to answer, but Klaus covered her mouth before she could say anything more. "They'll be able to tell where we are by our voices," he whispered. "Just let them talk, and maybe we can escape." "Lou, do you see them?" called the shopkeeper. "No, but they can't hide forever," the deliveryperson said. "I'm going to look over by the undershirts!" The Baudelaires looked ahead of them and saw a pile of white undershirts that happened to be on sale. Gasping, the children doubled back, and ran down an aisle covered in ticking clocks. "I'm going to try the clock aisle!" the shopkeeper cried. "They can't hide forever!" The children hurried down the aisle, sprinted past a rack of towel racks and piggy banks, and scurried around a display of sensible plaid skirts. Finally, over the top shelf of an aisle containing nothing but different kinds of bedroom slippers, Violet spotted a glimpse of the exit, and silently pointed