shut the door in his face. He left the manager standing an inch or two from solid wood. Jared turned around and looked the room over. “Lead-based paint. Pests. Creaking floors. Loud neighbors. I fucking feel like family here, alright.” He pushed from the door and head back into the kitchen sink. Jared assessed the pipes under the sink. He knocked on the curved trap and listened for rattling metal. Nothing. Jared had no tools. He tugged with his hands and tried to pull the pipes apart. They didn’t give. He thought about kicking the pipes off but considered the damage it could cause. He decided to wait until morning. Jared took a long shower that night and thought about the day. He was a day closer to divorce. He thought about his wedding band sitting in the disgusting drain of the decrepit apartment. He felt like he’d abandoned a friend. He knew there was nothing he could do. He’d be patient. As Jared got out of the shower, he heard his phone ring. He wrapped a towel around his body and ran toward the sound. Emily. “ Hello?” “ Jared?” Her voice shook. “ Yeah. What’s up?” He’d known her well enough to understand something was wrong. There was a hurt in her voice he knew. Jared loved this deep understanding of her. “ Jared.” Emily began to cry. “Jared, I’m so sorry. I know this has been difficult. It’s been difficult for me too. I wish things hadn’t turned out this way. I just…” She paused. “ What is it?” Jared asked. He slid down against the wall. “ Is this all a mistake? Should we try harder to work this out? I think maybe I’m just confused. This seems so dumb, you know? But…” She paused again. “ But?” “ I don’t know. I just don’t know what to do. How to make it right again. Jared felt hope. “How about you come over in a couple days? We’ll have dinner. I’ll show you the new place? Maybe we can talk?” He suggested. Jared thought that if she saw the place, she’d understand his capacity for sacrifice. He wanted a chance to talk to her in person. It may have been his last chance to fix their problems or to understand what went wrong. Emily whispered, “Okay.” “ Okay. Get some sleep. Everything’s going to be alright.” Jared said. He thought of the ring in the sink. “I’ll talk to you soon.” “ Goodnight.” She said. “ Goodnight.”
That’s when something unexpected occurred.
Clink. Clink clink.
Jared sat up in bed. The sound came from the kitchen. He threw his legs off of the bed and stood. He rubbed his sleepy eyes and tried to make sense of the apartment in darkness.
Clink clink.
Jared moved into the kitchen. He picked up a hammer he’d bought in a few days earlier to replace the sticky film with nails. “Alright, you little bastard.” He expected a rat. Jared moved around the counter partition between the living area and the kitchen and waited. There was silence for a long time before he heard it again, from near the sink. He twisted and held the hammer high in his hand. He crept toward the kitchen sink, one foot in front of another. ‘Don’t worry, little guy.” He whispered as he neared the sink. He stopped and waited. There was a different sound that came, which sounded like a guttural grunt. Jared’s head cocked to the side in bewilderment.
Clink clink clink.
The sound came from the sink. He thought about his ring. Jared sprung into action, afraid that if he didn’t act quickly, the pest in the drain might try to scurry off with his ring. He flipped on the kitchen light and pulled open the cabinets under the sink. The drain trap was dripping with what looked like water, but after quick inspection, it was thicker. Jared took a deep breath and squeezed the hammer in his hand, ready to kill. “Alright, fucker, time to die!” He smashed the hammer across the trap pipe and knocked it clear off. Jared shot backwards and crawled toward the refrigerator. His ring fell from the broken