amusing.
âHeâs not very nice,â Lu says.
Leem does as he is instructed, then walks quickly off the dock, head down, arms crossed tightly over his shivering chest. Anger rises within me. Poor Leem.
The Oakland captain hands a missive to the Welcome Guard and after a prolonged blowing by the trumpeter, the guard announces: âPresenting His Royalness Sir Humbert of Oakland.â
I note Leemâs face, still flushed red with shame, then turn my gaze back to the PIT fussing with his preposterous blond curls. Youâre no prince, Sir Humbert .
âWell, girls?â Nuff says with a sniff, pen poised. âHow do you rate him?â
We give stars, one to five, one being the lowest, five the top.
âOne,â Lu says.
âZero,â I say. âHeâs Humpty Dumpty with hair.â
The second ship to dock bears the insignia of the House of Ashland. This PIT politely refuses his captainâs offer of assistance, stepping out of his cabin, down the stairs to the dock, where he stops to survey the shore before him.
âOoh, handsome ,â Lu says. âAnd older than us. Nineteen, twenty maybe?â
âWhy hasnât he been here before?â Nuff says.
The festooned display of badges and medals on this PITâs fine fitted jacket glints in the sun. âMost likely heâs been at war,â I say.
âPresenting Sir Richard of Ashland,â the guard calls out. The Muffets ooh and aah and jostle to be noticed. Thereâs movement from the dais as Professor Pillage stands with a flourish and salutes. The Miramore men copy him.
Sir Richard has neatly shaven brown hair and stunning blue eyes, cheeks and jaw chiseled sharp. We curtsy as he passes. His eyes meet mine and he smiles. This soldier prince has potential. Iâm about to say as much when I see Luâs face, eyes glossy wide and cheeks flushed crimson as her curls.
âFive stars,â Lu whispers, âfifteen . . . fifty. I am smitten to the core.â She clutches her palm to her chest with great drama.
âSteady, girl,â Nuff says. âWe donât know what heâs made of yet.â
âOh, Nuff,â Lu sighs. âA handsome soldier of royal birth, what more do you need to know?â
Nuff looks at me and rolls her eyes. I shake my head and smile.
Next to arrive is Sir Peter of Elmland, long black hair in a ponytail, a silver loop hanging from his ear. The Muffets titter and wave. As Sir Peter passes, his piercing dark eyes meet mine and I feel a flutter inside. Another possibility, this pirate prince.
âThat oneâs a looker,â Nuff says, smiling as she makes notes.
âHeâs most likely a rogue,â Lu says. âRemember that long-locks one Ivan, here last summer, got me in a hornetâs nest of trouble?â
Sir Ivan cornered Lu for a kiss and when she refused he accused her of being a thief. Luâs worm-spined father unfairly punished her. Heaven forbid a PIT ever tried to hurt me. Father would chop off his head with a carving knife and toss him to the swine.
âWe shouldnât hold a ponytail against him,â Nuff says, still following Sir Peter with her eyes. âIâd give him five stars. What say you, Grace?â
Five stars is our highest rating. âFive for his looks anyway,â I say.
The sun strengthens. Sweat beads on my brow.
The next arrival is âSir Henry of Hickory.â Sir Henry is short and rotund with closely set eyes, an upturned nose, and ears too large for his head. He hurries past us, head shaking with a nervous twitter.
âHe looks like a mouse,â Nuff says. âHickory, dickory . . .â Lu and I join in.
âHickory, dickory, dock,
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one,
And down he run,
Hickory, dickory, dock.â
We end in a gale of laughter.
âWe shouldnât be so harsh,â I say.
âHe didnât hear us,â Lu says.
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