paid one cent of the court-ordered support.
“I know where I can get a cattle prod. Or you can sic the cops on him.”
“Ooh, I couldn’t do that!”
Albertine glared at me. “Why the hell not? Aren’t you angry at that scum-sucking lowlife?”
“It doesn’t do any good to get mad.” That’s what my mama always said when my daddy’d
been drinking down at the stripper club.
Albertine’s eyes about popped out of her head. “Say what? That’s the dumbest thing
I ever heard,” she said without waiting for me to answer. “Gettin’ angry’s healthy.
Let me help you get your mad on, girlfriend.”
I had to smile at her enthusiasm. “Maybe later.”
Albertine changed tacks. “What’s Charlie think of this?”
“I haven’t told her yet, but you know she’ll be in favor of it. Charlie doesn’t believe
in discriminating against clients based on anything other than their ability and willingness
to pay.”
Shaking her head slowly, Albertine said, “She might surprise you.”
For a few minutes, we speculated about why Les might’ve left Heather-Anne, with Albertine
suggesting it was because Heather-Anne wanted them to join a nudist colony so she
could show off her hot bod. I choked on my third beignet, and she pounded my back,
grinning.
“How’s your diet going?” Albertine asked.
I stuck my feet farther under the desk, feeling guilty about my new shoes. Albertine
was helping me with my finances and had put me on a spending diet. The Louboutin pumps
were not supposed to be on the menu.
“Gigi…”
“It’s hard,” I confessed. “I’m not used to having to watch every dime. I’m no good
at it.” I’d been good at it, as a girl, when there’d been six of us kids and Daddy
hadn’t held on to jobs very long, what with his drinking and all, but then I’d met
Les not long after I got out of beauty school. When we got married, well, it was a
relief not to have to pinch pennies so they squealed like a stuck pig anymore.
“You won’t get good at it if you don’t try,” Albertine said. She wagged a finger at
me. “How’re you gonna send Dexter to college if you don’t quit buying every pair of
designer shoes that calls your name?”
I jumped. Albertine guessing about the shoes spooked me, but the thought of Dexter
and college bothered me more. If Dexter didn’t get his grades up I wasn’t going to
have to pay for college because he wasn’t going to get into one. I tried to consider
that a silver lining but hated to think of my son eking out a living as a Walmart
greeter.
“Girlfriend.” Albertine shook her head. “You’re supposed to call me when you get the
spending urge, right? Like an AA sponsor.”
“I will. Really.” I truly wanted to change my spending habits.
She let it drop and mentioned that her sister was sending her youngest daughter to
Colorado Springs to work for Albertine. “I just hope she’s got more brains than Sissy,”
Albertine said, heading for the door. “Otherwise, I’ll be losing customers faster
than Tony Stewart drives a quarter mile.”
As soon as she’d left, I picked up the phone to call Charlie. Then I put it down again.
It’d be better to give her this news in person, especially since I needed her advice
on how to go about finding Les. Locking the office, I took my notes and the two documents
Heather-Anne had provided and drove to Charlie’s house. She lived a couple of miles
west of the office, in a small house located behind St. Paul’s Episcopal Church. When
I knocked on the door, she called, “Come in,” and I entered hesitantly. I’d only been
here a couple of times.
“Charlie?”
“In the kitchen.”
I followed her voice and found her on her knees grouting a section of slate tile in
the breakfast nook. Glancing over her shoulder, she said, “I thought you’d be the
tile delivery guy.”
“Should you be doing this?” I asked.
She slicked her mink-dark